Halloween Gift Ideas

Halloween is awesome! There are so many cool gifts to give and also lots of great things to get yourself for this spooky occasion. So one of your friends is having a Halloween party, so why not get them something awesome to help them decorate their home. Check out these spooky gift ideas that are sure to make their party that much more festive.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.