Halloween is awesome! There are so many cool gifts to give and also lots of great things to get yourself for this spooky occasion. So one of your friends is having a Halloween party, so why not get them something awesome to help them decorate their home. Check out these spooky gift ideas that are sure to make their party that much more festive.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
