Can you believe Christmas of 2015 is about to approach? Are you in search of Christmas present ideas for 2015? There are some awesome gifts out there, that are sure to impress and be that much better than the gifts last year. There are great Christmas present ideas for 2015, regardless of the type of gift you are trying to find. Perhaps, it’s a gift specific to Christmas, a gadget, or something on the unique side that you are in search of for Christmas present ideas.
If you would like to give someone a gift that is specific to Christmas this year, then these two gifts are definitely in that category.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
