Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
