Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
