Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
