Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
