Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
