Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
