Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
