Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
