Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
