Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
