33 Funny Christmas Gift Ideas That Will Make You Giggle

Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.

Have a look at these:

33 Funny Christmas Gifts

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!