Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.