Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.