Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
