33 Funny Christmas Gift Ideas That Will Make You Giggle

Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.

Have a look at these:

33 Funny Christmas Gifts

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster