Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
