Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
