33 Funny Christmas Gift Ideas That Will Make You Giggle

Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.

Have a look at these:

33 Funny Christmas Gifts

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun