Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
