33 Funny Christmas Gift Ideas That Will Make You Giggle

Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.

Have a look at these:

33 Funny Christmas Gifts

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.