Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
