Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
