Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.
Have a look at these:
33 Funny Christmas Gifts
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
