It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.