Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener