Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.
We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.