Getting Ready For Upcoming Christmas Parties

Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.

We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!

Here are some cool Christmas party gift ideas

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.