Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.
We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!