Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense