Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
