Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
