Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
