Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
