Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
