Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
