Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
