Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
