Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
