Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
