Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
