Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
