Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician