Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.