Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.