Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
