Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
