Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
