Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.