Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot