Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels