Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.
Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
