Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.