Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician