Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician