Am I the only one that finds it difficult to come up with unique gift ideas when the time comes around to buy gifts? I’m pretty certain I’m not. Every time one of my friend’s birthdays comes around I always say to myself that I want to get her something that is completely cool and unique. I’m sick of going with the obvious, which for me is usually a purse or a bottle of perfume. I know, neither of those are very unique gifts.
Every time I give a not so unique gift I always say to myself next time I’ll do better, or even worse, I see another gift my friend got and am left thinking what a cool gift they found and wish I had found it first. Maybe some people are just completely in tune with what people would like as gifts and I’m just stuck with buying the boring, predictable gifts.
No, this is not the case! I am capable of getting those unique gifts that everyone else wishes that they had found.
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
