What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture

Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.