I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle
Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Color Changing Showerhead
Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox
Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Air Shark
These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain
This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Home Theater Blackout Drapes
These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Shark Sleeping Bag
It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
