45 Hilarious Yankee Swap Gift Ideas

If you are looking for Yankee Swap gift ideas, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re going to the office party or chilling with friends and family for good holiday fun, you want to select the best Yankee swap gifts for the annual exchange and stay in the budget if the organizer announced it in the rules.

Regardless of the budget, you want to pick something that will be unique, interesting and even funny. Here we have selected some of the most appropriate Yankee Swap gift ideas for you to explore:

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How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important