45 Hilarious Yankee Swap Gift Ideas

If you are looking for Yankee Swap gift ideas, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re going to the office party or chilling with friends and family for good holiday fun, you want to select the best Yankee swap gifts for the annual exchange and stay in the budget if the organizer announced it in the rules.

Regardless of the budget, you want to pick something that will be unique, interesting and even funny. Here we have selected some of the most appropriate Yankee Swap gift ideas for you to explore:

Check Out These Yankee Swap Gifts

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark